Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Bammer Recruits To Be Fingerprinted And Mirandized On National Signing Day

Well - not really - but they should be... judging from past behavior... They probably should be required to register with law enforcement wherever they live, too.

So... what have the Bammers been up to?

  • Drunk driving
  • Armed robbery
  • Possession of cocaine
  • Distribution of cocaine
  • Possession of ecstasy
  • Possession of marijuana
  • Possession of a stolen fiream
  • More drunk driving
  • Disorderly conduct
  • Resisting arrest
  • Assaulting a police officer
Did I leave anything out? Oh yeah...

  • Converting textbooks paid for with scholarship money (all of which were "new"/unused).
It may not be a crime, but it's an NCAA rules violation. But the biggest crimes of all have to be -

  • Giving a bunch of common thugs free college educations worth 6 figures each - when most of these thugs end up majoring in General Studies, Pre-Major Studies, and Home Economics... and then passing them off as "student athletes"
... and ...

  • Paying $6 million to the Runt of Fairmont (WV) - with $34 million more on the way - to be the leader of this this goofy band of criminals, buffoons, and idiots.

This is the role of a "university"? Selling its soul for the success of a football team made up of illiterate losers? Holy cow...

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